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WTF Summer Stinker 2018
Hallo Readers, Yes, it is that time of the year AGAIN!!! I refer to the WTF Summer Stinker 2018 where 16 appalling fashion horrors await your judgment as to who deserves the coveted prize for the...
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WTF Kiddies Special
Hallo Readers, Up until Wednesday evening, the USA was separating children from their would-be migrant parents in compliance with what we were assured was the law of the land. Attorney-General Jeff...
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WTF Civility Special
Hallo Readers, Since the twin disasters of Brexit and Trump’s election, political discourse has sunk to depths previously accessible only to cavers, deep sea divers and submarines. Anything goes....
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WTF World Cup Special
Hallo Readers, To everyone’s amazement, Engerland made it through a penalty shootout to the Quarter Finals of the World Cup, and will face Sweden tomorrow afternoon. We are all very excited, apart,...
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WTF Hello and Goodbye Special
Hallo Readers, Apparently Boris Johnson could not stomach Mrs May’s Brexit deal that he had apparently agreed to last Friday, saying it would be like trying to polish a turd. And? We had a turd as...
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WTF Yes, No, Whoops, Special
Hallo Readers, This week, there has been one question on everyone’s lips. What the fuck is going on? Donald Trump spent the week performing more reverse backflips than the Moscow State Circus,...
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WTF Humble Pie Special
PHallo Readers, Admittedly like the rest of the population, WTF is suffering from some sort of advanced heatstroke, but try as she might, she simply cannot remember Brexiteers telling us that if we...
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WTF Dog Whistle Special
Hallo Readers, The former British Foreign Secretary, Boris Johnson, has fallen out of the obligations, not that he observed them much, of life in the Cabinet, and bigly back into the schmaltz of...
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WTF Mega-VMAs Special
Hallo Readers, In George Bernard Shaw’s Pygmalion, which grew up to be My Fair Lady. Alfred Doolittle appears at Henry Higgins’ house after his daughter Eliza has moved in there to learn to speak...
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WTF English Irony Special
Hallo Readers, In 2013, Jeremy Corbyn, then a back bencher with no thought of higher office, made a speech in support of the representative of the Palestinian Authority whose words had been recorded at...
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WTF Just Do It Special
Hallo Readers, This week, Nike put out a new series of ads for its new campaign ‘Dream Crazy’, featuring a host of famous athletes, including two of its major stars, Serena Williams and LeBron James,...
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WTF BA Special
Hallo Readers, A few weeks ago, British Airways dismissed Sid Ouared, 26, after only two weeks in his job because he had a man bun. Sid, who is young enough to get away with a mun, was told that ‘he...
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WTF Supreme Special
Hallo Readers, The whole process of appointing the slimy, evasive, God-bothering, Brett Kavanaugh to the US Supreme Court has been a complete farce. He may deny it, but everyone knows that he has...
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WTF Sleazy Special
Hallo Readers, So this is where we are. Either US Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh is a good, God-fearing, man who is being persecuted by all or any of the Democrats, Bill and/or Hillary Clinton,...
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WTF Who Cares Special?
Hallo Readers, WTF makes no apologies in returning to the subject of the appointment, or possible non-appointment, of Brett Kavanaugh as the ninth member of the Supreme Court. Yes it is about American...
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WTF Cake Special
Hallo Readers, A cake is not homosexual, heterosexual or bisexual – it is a cake, a confectionary, something with no nutritional value that tastes nice, a passing moment of pleasure on the tongue. So...
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WTF Reservoir Dogs Special
Hallo Readers, A journalist and political activist went into the Saudi consulate in Istanbul a fortnight ago, and he never came out. Or if he did, he came out in an assortment of carrier bags. Jamal...
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WTF Bomb Special
Hallo Readers, In her 27 January 2017 Inauguration Special, WTF said of Trump, ‘One week in and it is already clear that truth is the first casualty…..he will tell his credulous supporters that he...
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WTF Dumb and Dumber Special
Hallo Readers, WTF has not commented much on Brexit recently, partly because she has been consumed more than ever with events across the Atlantic but also because it is such a car crash. But we are...
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WTF Distraction Special
Hallo Readers OK, so I won the Senate and I lost the House of Representatives but look over here – I am going to give a 90 minute press conference! OK, so my press conference was a total disaster...
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