WTF Sceptred Isle Special
Hallo Readers, Those of you who follow @WTF_EEK in Twitter (look, we have had this discussion before – this is the 21st century. Get on with it. Just saying…) will know that last weekend, WTF went to...
View ArticleWTF Middleman Special
Hallo Readers There is a splendid Gershwin song beginning “I’ve been around the world on a plane, I’ve settled revolutions in Spain, The North Pole I have charted, But I can’t get started with you”....
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Hallo Readers, This week saw ASDA selling something even more tasteless than its foodstuffs – Halloween outfits marketed as “mental patient costumes” complete with bloodstains and dripping meat...
View ArticleWTF Un-British Special
Hallo Readers, WTF is trying an experiment this week – ridiculous clothes first and then the political rant afterwards. Customer feedback please on the change… Let us start in India at the GQ Men of...
View ArticleSorry Seems To Be The Hardest Word Special
Hallo Readers, This week we are back to the status quo with the rant first and the fashion disasters afterwards. It is like your parents telling you that you have to eat your greens before you can have...
View ArticleWTF Dixon of Dock Green Special
Hallo Readers, Or should that be “evening all?” Once upon a time there was Dixon of Dock Green, the 1960s TV friendly neighbourhood cop played by avuncular Jack Warner. The 21st century remake of Dixon...
View ArticleWTF Heating or Eating Special
Hallo Readers, You will of course remember the furore when little Ed Miliband announced that a Labour Government would freeze gas and electricity prices. All hell broke loose. Ed was called a Marxist...
View ArticleWTF F-Word (No, Not That one) Special
Hallo Readers, There was a debate on Newsnight on Tuesday (catch it on i-Player) in which actress Natascha McElhone and academic Mary Beard debated feminism with journalist Angela Epstein. Natascha...
View ArticleWTF Punch & Judy Special
Hallo Readers, Those of a certain age will be familiar with the British seaside phenomenon of the Punch and Judy Show in which Mr Punch and his wife Judy assaulted each other and Mr Punch wiped out...
View ArticleWTF Flashing the Flesh Special
Hallo Readers, WTF is fortunate to have a close friend who lives in Essaouira on the coast of Morocco and she has just spent a blissful few days there. Essaouira is a tranquil if windy place, an old...
View ArticleGROVEL GROVEL GROVEL
Dear all It isn’t Friday. Your WTF Next (working title) was prematurely released. If you haven’t read it, don’t. Save yourself until Friday Yours penitently WTF xx ps Sorry pps Sorry
View ArticleWTF Men Behaving Badly Special
Hallo Readers, This week brought us International Men’s Day. WTF has no idea what sort of jock-strap activities are countenanced by International Men’s Day but whatever they are, they could not top the...
View ArticleWTF Trott Special
Hallo Readers, This week England cricketer Jonathan Trott flew home from the Ashes series in Australia shortly after the team had been hammered in the First Test at Brisbane. Trott had a torrid time...
View ArticleWTF Food Glorious Food Special
Hallo Readers, Last week on the TV show Masterchef, a contestant made a yummy-looking desert which he served topped with an Earl Grey foam. Twitter erupted asking what the buggery bollocks was an Earl...
View ArticleWTF Selfie Special
Hallo Readers, The Nelson Mandela coverage goes on and on. Mandela was a great man who changed South Africa, embodying courage, decency and forgiveness and whilst there are few people in WTF’s lifetime...
View ArticleWTF Christmas Turkey Poll 2013
Hallo Readers, Here it is! The WTF Christmas Turkey Poll featuring the worst of the last 6 months since you voted last June for the WTF Summer Stinker. Here are 18 examples of sartorial horror and...
View ArticleWTF Quenelle Special
Hallo Readers and Happy New Year, Even if you are football-averse, you will have heard about Frenchman Nicholas Anelka and his “quenelle” gesture after he scored for West Bromwich Albion against West...
View ArticleWTF Honours Special
Hallo Readers, This week, Lino Carbosiero took umbrage at insinuations that he had been made a Member of the British Empire for services to hairdressing in the New Year’s Honours List only because he...
View ArticleWTF Bumper Golden Globes Special
Hallo Readers , This week we have a Baker’s Dozen of Golden Globes ghastliness and so It’s Got to Go has had to go until next week whilst we consider the issue of the sauce Hollandaise that is the...
View ArticleWTF Awards Galore Special
Hallo Readers, It has been quite a week for the Liberal Democrats, the party led with all the authority of Mickey Mouse by Deputy Prime Minister Nick Clegg following a QC’s report into its former...
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