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WTF Christmas Turkey 2014 Poll Special
Hallo Readers and Happy New Year! Here it is! The WTF Christmas Turkey 2014 Poll featuring the worst of the last 6 months since you voted in June for the WTF Summer Stinker 2014. Here are 21 examples...
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WTF Golden Globes and Other Bits Special
Hallo Readers, During her holiday Down Under (it was glorious, thanks for asking) WTF caught up with the seventh and last series of The West Wing (aired in 2006) where Republican Alan Alda and Democrat...
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WTF Page 3 Special
Hallo Readers, WTF’s late mother’s favourite song was Bob Hope singing Thanks for the Memory. This week The Sun played Thanks for the Mammaries, purporting to withdraw its fabled Page 3 featuring...
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WTF SAG Awards Special
Hallo Readers, Wednesday was Holocaust Memorial Day, the 70th anniversary of the liberation of Auschwitz where millions died, there and in other death camps. Some died because they were Jews. Some died...
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WTF Steam Clean Special
Hallo Readers, The insufferable Gwyneth Paltrow has an equally insufferable website called Goop in which she tells you how to live your life just like Gwyneth Paltrow. You can eat her macrobiotic...
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WTF Tits Are Being Worn This Year Special
Hallo Readers, There is an old song with the chorus “It’s the same the whole world over, it’s the poor what gets the blame, it’s the rich what gets the pleasure, ain’t it all a bleedin’ shame”. How...
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WTF Outrage Special
Hallo Readers In Copenhagen last Saturday, a young Muslim man shot through a café window where people had gathered to discuss blasphemy and cartoons depicting the Prophet Mohammed. Amongst those...
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WTF Mega Oscars Special
Hallo Readers, Before considering the Oscars fashion faux pas, we must turn to the two former Foreign Secretaries, Jack Straw (Labour) and Malcolm Rifkind (Tory) who were caught, financially speaking,...
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WTF IT’S A NO SPECIAL
Hallo Readers, When you ask the Prime Minister a straight question to which the answer is either “yes” or “no”, namely are you willing to take part in a face-to-face televised election debate with...
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WTF Paris Fashion Week Front Row Special
Hallo Readers, The Daily Mail dislikes anything or anyone that does not fall within its definition of Traditional British Values which is pretty much everything or everyone apart from St. Margaret of...
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WTF Words Special
Hallo Readers, “When I use a word,’ Humpty Dumpty said in rather a scornful tone, ‘it means just what I choose it to mean — neither more nor less.” “The question is,’ said Alice, ‘whether you can...
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WTF Brass Neck Is The New Shame Special
Hallo Readers, Last week, WTF excoriated slimeball Grant Shapps, Chairman of the Conservative Party, for not telling the truth about his business affairs and then threatening his constituent with a...
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WTF Bumper Dog’s Breakfast Special
Hallo Readers, So we had the seven-way Leaders’ Election Debate after all, lined up behind their lecterns like the Seven Dwarves and kept in squabbling order by ITV’s Julie Etchingham who was done up...
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WTF Please Let It Be Over Soon Special
Hallo Readers, So here we are nearly at the end of Week 3 of the General Election. It seems much, much longer, doesn’t it? WTF can feel herself dying inside, atrophied like one of Tutankhamen’s...
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WTF Has Anyone Seen Dave Special
Hallo Readers, Has David Cameron developed agoraphobia? Or even worse, anthrophobia? I ask because throughout this election campaign Dave has done his best to avoid going anywhere or meeting anyone...
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WTF Topsy-Turvy Special
Hallo Readers, This has been the most bizarre election WTF can remember. Here are some reflections on the show so far. It seems a good bet that nobody is actually going to win an outright majority but...
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WTF FFS Double Special
Hallo Readers, WTF spent Election Night in Essaouira, an old walled town in Morocco with very dodgy wifi and no TV and reliant on the internet for news of the results. She lost the soothing tones of...
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WTF Post-Election Blues Special
Hallo Readers, OK Country. You voted Tory and gave Dave a majority, albeit a small one. You humiliated Labour and did even worse to the Lib Dems and now their Leaders have both gone, dwindling into a...
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WTF Mega-Shocker Special
Hallo Readers, 9 years ago, Neil Shepherd, his two children Christi aged 7 and Bobby aged 6 and his then partner Ruth (now his wife) went on holiday to Corfu which they booked through Thomas Cook. They...
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WTF Not Me Guv Special
Hallo Readers, No-one, not even the neighbours’ goldfish, was surprised to learn that FIFA is corrupt as fuck. Nevertheless, the news that the United States’ Attorney-General, an indomitable woman by...
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